LOST Finale Predictions

My good buddy Nick has made some interesting predictions regarding Sundays Big LOST Finale Event. (Spoilers, I'm sure.)

1) Man in Black is actually WOMAN in Black.
2) Shephard and Unlocke will engage in a fantastic lightsaber duel above the pool of light.
3) Hurley will kill Unlocke with the van, which will result in everyone being sent back in time to right before the plane crashed, with all their memories gone.
4) Sawyer will kill Unlocke with a cinderblock, which will result in everyone being sent to the parallel universe, with all their memories intact.
5) Claire will be hit in the face with something heavy *crosses fingers* and die *crosses toes*.
7) Sayid will be molecularly reconstructed as a midget.
8) Libby will stay dead, but Charlie will come back to life riding a motorcycle.
9) A temporal rift caused by releasing the light will eliminate the number 6 from reality.
10) Mikael will come back with an eyepatch and kill someone just when you think it's all going to be okay.
11) The survivors will overcome the power of evil using the Care Bear Stare.

Thoughts?!